First by a rabid bunch of baboons…

Then by big mouth bass with razor sharp teeth…

Then my flesh was ripped by a swarm of weasels…

Then I was chewed to bits by giant turtles…

Then I encountered a swarm of blood sucking leeches…

Then I was chewed alive by giant rats…

And if the flesh ripping bass weren’t enough, I was then attacked by a school of piranahs…

Then I was attacked by giant red crabs…

Then I battled an arm biting giant otter…

Then I was cornered by a giant grizzly bear…

Then my flesh was ripped by a swarm of vampire bats…

And then the vultures swooped down and pecked at my flesh…

But no big deal, I survived it all!