I guess they like horsies there in Turkmenistan. But what they don’t like is my blog! People have visited this blog from almost every nation and territory in the world EXCEPT TURKMENISTAN – and North Korea and a handful of war-torn central African nations. The African nations get a pass (though, you know, if a few people have logged on from Somalia then South Sudan really doesn’t have much of an excuse). But what the hell ails you Turkmenistan? People from all your neighbouring nations that I can;t even pronounce the names of have visited and people living under even more authoritarian internet-blocking regimes (China, Cuba, Iran) have visited.