I have to say that, as a lumberjack, it always amuses me this time of year when people bring a tree into their house and decorate it for the holidays. I don’t “do” a tree, it reminds me of work, but I do have a wreath, some lights,  and other holiday decorations set up.

… I’m sure this was a Christmas tradition in some far off state, province, or country long ago but if I may introduce a little common sense, it’s a major fire hazard to the person wearing it and to their surroundings.

You may not heard of her – she was in a few minor movies in the early 1930s but her career was stymied by Hollywood because she was lesbian.