My dear Jones, might it be a sound idea to commemorate this er… occasion… with a photomegramme?
Wouldn’t it be novel if we put our heads together – as er… “kindred spirits”… deep in er… shall we say “thought”?
T’would be a pairing not seen by the world since Alexander and Hephaestion! Or, dare I say it, Samson and… hawhawhaw old bean – I jest!… I… (laughter fades) jessssst…
MATTHEW'S ISLAND 
My dear Jones, might it be a sound idea to commemorate this er… occasion… with a photomegramme?
Wouldn’t it be novel if we put our heads together – as er… “kindred spirits”… deep in er… shall we say “thought”?
T’would be a pairing not seen by the world since Alexander and Hephaestion! Or, dare I say it, Samson and… hawhawhaw old bean – I jest!… I… (laughter fades) jessssst…