Eartha Kitt.

However, I don’t wear a suit when I’m cutting trees.

No more laughter, no more fun – Matthew’s lumberjack season has begun! That’s right, time to put down the frilly garden tools and pick up the he-man chainsaw. These are not pictures of me. Who the hell even owns an ax?

Very happy I live in the day and age of good chainsaws – if the only way you could cut down a tree was with an ax no way in hell would I be a lumberjack. It’s still a major workout even with the use of modern equipment. (And no, neither of these pictures are of me).