This post is dedicated to a nerdy friend of mine who said something to the effect of “It’s not the pictures of half naked men on your blog that I find sexy. It’s BOOKS, Matthew, BOOKS that I find sexy”. Hope this turns him on. Look at all those HARD, BOUND I mean hardbound, books! So many suggestively straight spines! All these books just lying around waiting to be picked up and fingered! The intoxicating smell of paper is making my nipples hard!