Kittens

I’m most thoroughly a “dog person”. But a lot of my friends have cats and they think they’re just so cute and cuddly – but this is how I see them: psychotic little fluffballs that at any moment might try to rip your face off. It MAY have something to do with when I was a kid and walking to school I had to go by a house where there were two Siamese cats who would try to attack me every time I went by.