Tie a rock to the end of it, dumbass, and knock yourself out!

OK, Ladies! Time to put a little muscle and little hustle in your bustles!

Um, I’d take the one that is physically carnate.

This was, apparently, when they created “Mother’s Little Helper”.

What I’m wearing around the house on my day off.

This is for my boss at one of my jobs who called me “Little Boy Genius” yesterday. Though I don’t think that my novel approach to commodity marketing is going to conquer the earth.