Pan Am “Flying Clipper” service to the Caribbean

In the late 1980s my boyfriend at the time, a hot Italian-American, and I took a winter vacation to Barbados & St. Lucia. We flew on Pan Am out of JFK in NYC. It started out normally – passengers loading on to the plane and baggage being put in the hold of the 747. I prefer a window seat because I like to look out at the scenery and though I have zero fear of flying I can get a little claustrophobic so a window seat helps with that. We got to our seats and settled in. I looked out the window and much to my horror I saw that the wing was mangled. Like seriously mangled, a tall truck must’ve hit or something a and one of the flaps was crumbled. . And here we were about to head out over the open Atlantic like there was no problem. We rang for the air hostess and pointed out the window. She turned white as snow and ran up to the cockpit. We had to deplane and wait for another plane. Delayed our vacation but better than ending up in the ocean. Pan Am went bankrupt a few years later and folded.

The evolution of Matthew – yup, this is me

It started out so innocently. I was born blond, went brunette, and now am blond and grey (silver and gold!)
Me as a precocious teenager
Hanging out on beaches in the 1990s
That brief period in the 2000s when I had a goatee
Settling into my blond/grey haired years like 10 years ago, pictured here with US Representative Chellie Pingree and her daughter, Hannah, Speaker of the Maine House of Representatives
What I look like these days except this was just a temporary “louche” look and the soul patch under the lip is gone and the handlebar stache is now just a regular above the lip stache. What you don’t see is that I’m in really good shape with muscular & furry legs, hot ass, forearms of steel, and a belly that at least is lean even if it has zero definition. Maybe this summer I’ll take some more photos. Not particularly fond of taking photos as my facial expression always seems to come out silly or awkward. Anyway, you get an idea of what I look like. Mystery over.